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Monday, July 27, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
More Brüno

Despite being extremely disappointed in the GQ interview, I was very much pleased to see Brüno in The Hot Seat in Time Out New York last week. It's effing hysterical. Some of my favorite questions:
Janice Dickinson asks: “Who is the world’s hottest model?”
It vould be Tiger Voods. He looks great in all his golfing outfits, und on top of zat he’s President of America.
Rainn Wilson asks: “What color is Tuesday?”
Vell, Tuesday is mein colonic day, so for me it’s every color of ze rainbow!
Joan Rivers asks: “Who the hell is Brüno?”
Who is Brüno? Zat is fine coming from you. You’ve had so much surgery ze question should be: “Vhat is Joan Rivers?”
To read the enitire interview, go here: http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/hot-seat/75989/bruno-interview
Also, just for kicks, here's Brüno circa early 2000's:

Aufiderzein
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
NYC Prep-to-Vomit

Week 2 was filled with an abundance of awkward dates, parties, kisses, etc. PC, as usual, took most of the note-worthy quotes. While talking about the prep school scene, he states that, "Everyone just has casual sex...you realize that it's juvenile and obnoxious...everyone's just a pompous asshole." Wait...and you're not? However, the quote of the week was when, while confiding in his therapist about his impatience, he said, "I flush the toilet before I'm done peeing." Um...
Week 3 was a good week. Sebastian decided to visit Kelli in her modest Hamptons mansion over the holidays. Upon learning that Kelli was Jewish, Sebastian said this, "Oh, you celebrate Hanukkah? All 7 Days?" I mean, I think most people know that there are 8 days, Jewish or not. As the conversation continued, the topic moved to her dog, who we learn receives acupuncture on a regular basis...really? Later in the episode, the dog passes and we get to join them at the funeral. After Kelli's mom says a few words, she asks the hired help if they would like to say something. Upon receiving no response she follows up with a singular, "Habla?" That's not offensive at all...then, of course, before leaving it is necessary for the dad to tip the burial service workers quite heftily. Moving on, we get to follow PC on a trip to Mexico for some R+R with his friend JP, (notice the identical initialed names) a native of Mexico, whom he describes to be "the most beautiful Mexican ever", and whom I also suspect to be his lover. An extremely homoerotic theme encompassed this section of the episode. He spends lots of time discussing JP and their relationship, reminiscing of old times, and they share many romantic shots with each other, whether it be lounging on the beach or roaming the streets. I don't quite know how to explain it, but it was definitely apparent that it was there. He says that when they get together they get "playful" and have an "amazing time" and usually end up "half-naked drunk on the bed". I kid you not. When they hit the clubs there's a scene when PC sits down next to JP and picks up a drink, asking if it's his. JP says yes, and PC drinks from it, although it really isn't his. JP tells PC and he get really angry, proclaiming how he know he is a germaphobe, and asking, "Do you know what I could have gotten?". I secretly wished that the drink had been roofied and infested with herpes and mono. Later, while continuing to talk about JP, he says, "I don't know any Mexicans from New York except...delivery boys." I was left speechless. The quote of the week came, again, from him. While PC was partying it up in Mexico, Jesse went and visited her friend in Palm Beach. She wouldn't stop nagging Jesse about how she thought her and PC should be together. Upon returning to the city, Jesse and PC met up and she told him about this. PC then proceeded to compare dating Jesse to marrying a chimp. Hmm...
Week 4 was mediocre. Camille hosted a dinner party and invited Kelli, Sebastian, Taylor, Jesse, and PC, obviously something she was asked to do by the producers. Jesse didn't show, PC brought a chick, and Taylor brought Cole, clearly another producer cue. The quote of the week came when PC asked everyone what they wanted to, for lack of a better term, "be when they grow up". When it got to Taylor, she said, seriously, "I want to be a licensed elephant trainer.".....................................Ok. Later in the evening, PC learns that Taylor is a vegan and proclaims that, "If you were a veggie burger, I'd totally eat you." and Taylor responds saying, "I respect that, because if I was a veggie burger, I'd probably eat myself." Later in the episode, PC and Jesse meet up after PC stood Jesse up the other day. Jesse asks PC if he would like to redeem himself by bringing her a napkin or three, and in true PC fashion, he brings back a stack of about 1,000 napkins. Then we get to visit Kelli and Camille as they discuss the events of the dinner party. Kelli is pissed because PC was being a dick to her, and acting as if he had several years on her. She goes, "Cause you wear tight pants and you say darling...that's maturity?" My Thoughts exactly.
WTF ???
What's up with this new head half-shaved trend ?
Kelis



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